October 2011
2 posts
Blog Rebirth
I’m going to try and start blogging again. Let’s see how it goes.
The other night I was going through some of my old stuff on here and *cringing* so much. I’m cringing a little bit writing this now. For someone who spends their life making “electronic communications”, I don’t feel that my “e-voice” is really me. I don’t feel like what I am...
Nathaniel Moore / Karmapoliceman
So, it’s been over a year since the Karmapoliceman blog disappeared. A “tumblr celebrity” who broke a lot of hearts, caused a lot of shit for a lot of people, and left a lot of questions unanswered.
Probably a schizophrenic. Certainly not the guy in the pics - the real identity of the person in the pics of “Nate” is a guy from America called Brooks - and leaving no...
March 2010
2 posts
جنّة ♥ jan-♪★ says: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay i want to marry you. Phil- Boy, give me all that you got, Gotta make it hot for me, Keep it comin’, don’t stop! says: if we’re both still single at 25 and not had a serious relationship yet we’ll get married جنّة ♥ jan-♪★ says: i’m being serious lets to do it Phil- Boy, give me all that you got, Gotta make...
Standing In The Lightfield...: Do me a favour. →
http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/poetry05-10/8422696
The link above, is to a website where you can buy a book of beautiful poetry, written by one of my really good friends.
Its not too much money, and I know he would be truly grateful if you bought it.
Trust me, He is incredibly…
Thankyou.
God bless you.
February 2010
14 posts
Buy my book. →
It seems expensive, but publishing costs were high.
Get it ordered!
I hate it when...
You have to take a nail really short to stop a minor split from spreading.
All that time and effort.
Wasted.
:(
I am now gayer than gay.
I want a horse.
I want to live in 19th Century England, buff myself up with all that crazy white make-up and a fantastically, curvily cut suit, and trot about on a horse.
Caught between a whirlwind and a whirlpool.
I thought I was being really subversive...
And original…
But it seems that ‘Romantic Masculinities’ is a more popular topic than I imagined. There’s even a book with that exact title.
Sigh.
Back to the other ideas for my PhD: Wordsworth and Chaucer, Man-Dog Literature, or Contemporary Self-Subversion.
And I'll be repeating...
“It was shit, and I hate him.”
For the next few days.
We can pretend to be anything...
Great allotments of time can be accounted for in any way we want them to be. We could have been anywhere. What have I been doing since I last blogged? Well, I went to New York on a business trip, stopped in for a bit of shopping, spent four grand on a Hermes suit, had some botox, and came back with an enlargement on my left boob.
This extends itself further. With articulation, I can be anyone...
Undisputable, covenient occurences
There are certain things...
That should not be used in dishonesty, or to gleam sympathy.
Sadly it happens too often.
I am cynical; I don’t deal out sympathy.
I think it is that my cynicism results in a shallow pool of sympathy, but even if the two are seperate aspects, they still don’t couple together well.
Well, it’s either a good or a bad thing, depending on your nature.
For those truly deserving I...
Waiting for the post...
Is too much for me to handle.
I can’t stand this world.
Waiting for post, phonecalls, emails, text or IM replies… I have no patience!
If we had to do everything face to face then I wouldn’t be so shy about it.
But there are some good aspects. Wondering if the person you’re texting isn’t replying because they’re still in bed, being able to tell anything when...
Finally...
A full clinical investigation of ‘internet addiction’ has been published from a serious, reputable, academic source.
My dissertation just had an orgasm.
Of course, I have a few small fears that I personally suffer from this condition.
This new documentation not only cements what people have known/suspected for a long time, but even pioneers in shedding new light on the nature of the...
The New Life
My highly pretentious new life went very well for a very long time, I think it’s still going well, but it’s had a tiny slip.
A tiny stressful trip to Asda was to blame, an egg that missed the pan and splatted on the hob and then an eggshell that caught fire (who knew eggshells could burn so energetically?), followed by a few people being pricks.
I’ve developed some kind of...
Successful day so far...
…and it’s only 7am.
I’ve already had breakfast, showered and dressed, done a bit (a tiny bit) of work, had a Diana Ross spree…
Next on the agenda?
A quick Suzi Quatro session.
Prayer is being answered?
Maybe.
Now that will definitely be a middle finger up at the holy trinity if my prayers are answered through posting a blog on tumblr.
It will also be the establishment of a new religion, which I shall head up.
I felt a bit like a dickhead asking “please give me a reason for living…” but I think it’s something most people have already worked out. I need to decide upon...
January 2010
10 posts
Ladies and gentlemen...
Phil’s back.
I plan to blog again.
I plan to make this a blog worth reading.
I plan to act my age, not my shoe size. (Mother - enter stage left)
Right now, having spent the entire weekend in a state of drastic disrepair, having pissed my way through 400 quid in a matter of days, I am lamenting the fact that it feels like it was in a past life that I last did anything remotely productive,...
Oh,
heremotionsickness:
ifoundmyself:
heremotionsickness:
ifoundmyself:
yeah, fuck you.
Well hello there, and Happy New Year!
Ages since I saw you around here, how’ve you been?
Happy Nude Year!
I’m okay! How are you?
I don’t like tumblr no more. SOMEONE has ruined it for me (n)
Haha.
I’m good too!
And that’s too bad, I’m missing you. Mind it if I add you on MSN?
Pleaaaaaaaaase do...
YAY FOR ME, ty dan ;) aha
Dan Man says: it’s because he’s a cheap easy nasty vile little slag and everyone knows they can get him and drop him whereas you are amazing and wonderful and precious and special and people know they have to work hard for you and are too darn lazy
I got called an 'asshat' before.
karmapoliceman:
ifoundmyself:
karmapoliceman:
If youre going to attempt to insult me, at least do it with some fucking class.
You prick.
Asshat is very classy, actually.
Classy? Well, I think not, seeing as it depends on the person who is saying it.
On the contrary, it depends on the person who is being labelled as such.
And it’s typing, not saying.
Distinction.
There is no virtue in silence.
Oh,
heremotionsickness:
ifoundmyself:
yeah, fuck you.
Well hello there, and Happy New Year!
Ages since I saw you around here, how’ve you been?
Happy Nude Year!
I’m okay! How are you?
I don’t like tumblr no more. SOMEONE has ruined it for me (n)
I got called an 'asshat' before.
karmapoliceman:
If youre going to attempt to insult me, at least do it with some fucking class.
You prick.
Asshat is very classy, actually.
Oh,
yeah, fuck you.
November 2009
25 posts
The female body.
I mean, a body belonging to a female. Not an objective thing I’m gazing at, but something I’m emphasising as ‘being owned’ by a female subject.
I’m reading loads about feminist perspectives on the body, and it seems to follow a U pattern.
Feminists liberate their bodies and burn bras, throw away lipsticks, and claim independance from phallogocentric culture in this...
My blog...
heremotionsickness:
ifoundmyself:
heremotionsickness:
ifoundmyself:
…has gone so far downhill since it began.
I kinda like this fact (L)
Don’t we all =) Trying to have a “real” blog on tumblr is pretty much impossible, I think.
Yeah.
I’m through with trying to look clever and meticulously fingering through my posts trying to get it all right and thoughtful and blah blah blaaaah.
...
Ner ner NER NER nerrrrrrrrrrrr...
GOTCHA NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*puts thumb between them two fingers in the manner that it looks like a nose*
My blog...
heremotionsickness:
ifoundmyself:
…has gone so far downhill since it began.
I kinda like this fact (L)
Don’t we all =) Trying to have a “real” blog on tumblr is pretty much impossible, I think.
Yeah.
I’m through with trying to look clever and meticulously fingering through my posts trying to get it all right and thoughtful and blah blah blaaaah.
Being something you’re not is...
My blog...
…has gone so far downhill since it began.
I kinda like this fact (L)
reblog if you'd give me random high fives if we...
jairohh:
(via elizabethisamouse)
I told you...
…it would turn around and bite you in the bum.
Did I ever tell you that you are my sunshine?
So basically: if you leave there is no day.
The house I live in... ALF GARNETT.
‘Cause I depend on MEAT.
to my followers: lle naa vanima.
sandrasunshine:
ifoundmyself:
sandrasunshine:
it’s in elvish. translate that shit.
Oh em gee.
Me and my friend used to learn Elvish.
It’s so far down the geek scale it has reentered the realms of cool!
you and your friend = awesome. hahah idek why i’m trying to learn all of this.
Elen sila lumien, omentielvo!
Or something.
to my followers: lle naa vanima.
sandrasunshine:
it’s in elvish. translate that shit.
Oh em gee.
Me and my friend used to learn Elvish.
It’s so far down the geek scale it has reentered the realms of cool!
More sexy men on my dashboard,
This morning, please…
Piss off with your self-important drama. Get a...
What you gon' do...
heremotionsickness:
ifoundmyself:
When I don’t give you that ‘last chance’…?
I haven’t seen you round here in too long. Well, I guess it’s a good thing if that means more of a social life, haha. How’re you doing these days?
Sadly it just means an awful lot more Uni work =[
Haha.
But I’m okay!
How are you?
x
What you gon' do...
When I don’t give you that ‘last chance’…?
Losing you...
Was the best thing that happened to me.
